My frizzy Locks..CONTEST

I have a 24x7 unkept hair. It would simply not stay in its place. Suggest an hairstyle for your wordsmith NOW (I have a thin and wavy black hair with 'henna' natural brown...yes truly exotic but definitely unmanageble) and win an exciting trip to the land of Campanula rapunculus... Well you will be responsible for hair dressing for the princess as well...So act soon before my boyfriend ditches me..

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

Snow and alcohol....

email to my extremely handsome dad: WARNING - email may contain grammatical errors but my father doesnt mind, and u also mustnt mind because u have no etiquette and u r now gonna read somebody else' personal email...hi appu
here are d fotos!
the sleet* started sterday and today its even more! tHEY are predicting good snow this winter!
Also fotos of my grad school party of going to christams market. I had my first ever wine..and felt slighly sloshed...but it was really good coz its caled "gluhwein" and its a warm wine with lotsa spices!
ur drunkard daughter,**
Divya
* I lived all my life in Madras in India where it was jus a lot of HOT and sexy glam-stars to keep the city really at a volcanic temperature (Sun is a Star..i learnt in 7th grade physics), also i have seen water solidifying in freezers of my refridgerator....nonetheless this is a first time i see thru my naked (bespectacled) eyes the snow phenonmenon (rather sleet now) at the place where I work in Deustcheland (It refers to 'Germany' u non-foregin-language-knowers...JUS LIKE ME!!!!!!)

**I was brought up in a abstemious, absolutely unspecifically orthodox, crazyily schizophrenia causing community...hence a female specimen drinking alcohol is considered a voodoo...

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

I suffer from chronic Bipolar disorder..

I suffer from chronic bipolar disorder.

Hear Again:
I suffer from chronic bipolar disorder.

Do u see two poles in the place of one ...? Epecially when U r sloshed...? Congrats, Ur alcohol is working!!!.. but we cant certify it as a case of bipolar disorder...better luck next time...try hard.....

Symptoms: acute tendency to freak out, puking the grub-of-the-day every thursday, feeling to shed around 600ml of crocodile tears on that particular day, psychologically tormenting my poor poor boyfriend

Cure: No permanent cure. Just valium for the head and love for the heart.

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

THE TWO DANGEROUS BUDDIES I HAVE...

Men, women and others: I desperately look forward to spending my holidays with two ravishing, indulgently apocalyptic, acutely portentous friends of mine.

They sit here:

Dont stare directly into their burning-coal-like-eyes. They absolutely detest tyranny and they are really quite a "thing". The one on the left is quite an authentic "ninja"...from Japan...

Look at his eyes-

"The Ninja eyes"- Deeply embedded in the tissue and even more deeply contemplating....

And when he is not killing (or ninja-stuff-doing), he is busy cuddling me...

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

The naked string..

When u press the tab to go from your username column your password column like this:

Sometimes the body doesnot spend so much energy on the 'tab' button, hence u end up typing the password in the username coulmn . And when your awake mind perceives it through your eyes...like this:

And....it starts looking so naked...like the password is some hot model exposed for the first time...!*
*Dont try clicking on the bolded phrase, there is no link of any glam star attached...
-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

Copulating thoughts..

Whatever you may seem to notice in a workplace, may be a phenonmenon that coincides with similar stories at such highly similar offices or workzones*

Consider this example: The two big rival companies always release a groundbreaking, eye popping, conk-confounding new flavor of coke at the same time.

It happens almost at the same time; with a rarely noted difference of 43 seconds as reported in the U.S.N (Uneccasary Statistics Newsletter), on the June 23rd 1997, (when reportedly the spokesperson of company A, stammered in front of the TV reporters for a continuous 43 seconds ,at which time his eyeballs popped out to observe a female specimen in an adequately skimpy costume) .

So are the thoughts from these two companies communicating? If so which email service do they use and what sort of mobile connection do they employ? Think hard...Really hard...
The service they use is just a spy in form of a human being.
beware...Spies exist like flu...dormant but efficient....

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

*workzones because, not all work in an office, (atleast i dont, i work in a lab), take the case of people working in backery or restaurant or a shopping mall

A newfound habit - kindness

Its an era of mushrooming globalisation. Ask what pizza is to a non-italian south east asian farmer, he may say atleast that it is a round bread with colorful toppings. Also who doesnot know the fast spreading epidemic of reachable technology. (such as internet or a shaving razor)

Being in a foreign land myself, I know definitely how kindness spelt by way of word, act or deed had helped me overcome culture shock, embarassments of not being accoustomed to a new eating habit or confessing a 1001 times to almost everyone, that I dont really know the language in which they spoke and they must take pains to explain again to me in English.

Every person feels these hurdles like a bad neck sprain that requires a soothing balm or a caring hand..) A quasi-second of a kind action to make a foreigner feel at home...

To all the people who made me look less dumb in a foreign land!

Join together....Think for a second....Spout out a nice word/deed/action...
You may never know who would blog about it!

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')