Thursday, April 3, 2008

My (single) secret fears


This thought has been haunting me sometime now. As I come to realise that I belong to that population of singles who just have enough time to heed to lab or gradschool or, do some last minute abortive grocery shopping, most of the time ending up buying non-essential stuff like some exotic spice that never makes into my cooking vessel till last few days before expiry. (And eventually forgetting to stock up the milk or butter- essential for me who is a strict dairy product addict)
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Now what is presently my secret fear?
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I am seriously afraid that I would never-ever find a suitable man for me and would be sickly-sweet single for eternity. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. So is solititude. But its only relatively sweet. That is, you are blissfully basking in your single-status and having time to do personally satisfying things or hobbies. Everything looks beautiful. Then suddenly you are shook to reality, something, someone, anything makes single-status look less sweet.
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It was however, soothing to find similar ladies out there who had posted about this exact issue.
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But wait.. Are we talking similar to the mobile phone analogy? - I must have waited for a better model..
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- DiDo..

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Goodness


Goodness can be manifested in many forms. But what makes it so confusing, that humanity fails to understand it?
:- it obeys the theory of relativity. What may be good for you is not at all good for me.
Take an example of panthenol. Its good for your winter skin, but I am allergic towards it.
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"Dido, we have not the means to repay your goodness ..." [Aeneas to Dido. Virgil, Aeneid 1.601]
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Dido,"I know Aeneas, dont get emotional, let few hours transpire."
(You have no idea what Dido fed to his cat).
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-DiDo (Very redundant..)

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Spring-break..

Where was Dido all these days?
So, its was a terrible winter, and I was hibernating.


And now?
Well..this blogpost marks the advent of spring. This post is dedicated to a portion of the female populace. Ladies, beware of all those boy-friend stealers in miniskirt lurking just few inches away. Description for these women (or men in some cases) - Sounding absolutely stupid, desperate for some male being, trying to act smart in vain, ready to donate 100 litres of free advice and lastly, waiting on your shoulders like the skin bacteria to enter in, when you break up and potentially snatch away your boyfriend.

For people who cant relate to my posts:
.Well...my posts are like oxymorons. They look very public but are spear-targeted to living-existing people

If you are offended:
Dont show 'me' your attitude..
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When would Dido go off to hibernation again in the coming season?
The timeline of an unexpected snowfall, that may freeze the new blossoms. That instance, chronologically marks Dido's hibernation. (but in reality I have been insomniac from 4.30 am for 2 hours now...I think due to a nightmare where I dreamt using uncleaned toilets)
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-DiDo

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Multicolor humans

I was reading about kidney and its excretion for my exams...

The MDRD GFR is an estimate of the glomerular filtration rate (GFR) using serum creatinine and demographic factors. It has not been studied extensively in populations that are not white or black. It relies on a stable creatinine and may be less accurate for ...Blah blah..

They havenot done the research on the brown, yellow and so on..

-DiDo ('YOUR AUTHOR'- ''Olive brown'')

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Friday, January 11, 2008

Some major decisions


I have decided to set aside more time looking into certain galoring new possibilities in life. You see, redundantly people have made me realise that its more sensible to devote energy toward petty (or huge) abiotic things. Essentially because, you can comfortably spend energy, money and emotions on a abiotic piece of gadget or a really mechanised object and so on, and you never have to regret if it doesnot respond back with the same love, care or someother human-associated idiosyncracies. 
So here is an example of what really appeals to my present sense of devoting without attachment as recounted by all the spiritual gurus of the 21st century.


I was frantically searching for this one object that could be 1) aesthetic 2) useful 3) likes to be loved 4) but never shows back emotions..
And I found this: (click on image for better view..always..)
To relish the craftmanship, look this which has more magnification


As you are chimerically experiencing the feel of a kleenex out an aesthetic nostrils, also keep in mind to gift it to your friends who are awaiting to get emancipated from clutches of mushy human bondage.
Coming soon..
A sexy ass for ur cat...?? NO...watch this space for the REAL arse sharpener
Disclaimer: These products arenot fictional, they do exist in E-shopping. Anything is possible in the internet except parturition. If you are the guy who made or markets the product, then I must say you are definitely helping the public.
-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Random Ramblings




Improvements over the past few days in my life: I had a haircut yesterday. Dont search for the pictures it will remain a terrible killer secret. I randomly realised that eating sushi can be more difficult than eating pizza with your mouth half-open. I also realised that breakups are very common, more common than the common cold. Also, the most stricking revelation is that I could have an interesting conversation with my Crotian hairstylist. (Believe me, it was multi-lingual and full of gestures). Finally oranges really make you feel less sick but try the litchees they make you feel victorious. Again, I miss my tresses.
-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')