One liners that have one line each above and below them

1) I trust only in female friends...
2) Comeon u sleepy abroad-indians,,,,put ur COLDEST winter-feel pic ever* 
3) Friends and buddies, please be thr when I breakup..
4) I want to date a pilot...thats my lifez ambition 
5) Thy have not to use much brains and they look clean like washed dogs, and they eat outside most days 
6) PIGS-Poor Indian Graduate Student & JEFSIS- 'Just enough for survival' indian students (paypal accepted) 
7) I am not drunk...

*I observe this sleet-snow penonmenon first time now...for more related stories read my blogs below

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--DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')