2007 & holiday boing-boing
Folks, the holiday-boing-boing, is spanked hard to wake up and find another-huge-long-working year. You and I are now breathing the 'new year air'. The kleenex tissue paper I used, now proudly sits in the garbage thats is piled up like the first few 'sprigs' of the new year - The fresh organic-aroma bearing 'new year garbage'.
But, on a thoughful retrospection, we cannot be so rude to 2007 and just dare to forget it. It has served us for 365 days. Looking back , one can be grateful to the previous year for a humpteen things like: you escaped a terrible epidemic rash, because the itch mite had found someone juicier than you to to plant its sting on (or) you discovered that you are genetically predisposed to myopia or some phenonmenol disease like repeated-rambling in cold. Whatever be the ailment, be thankful to your body and to science. Visit your doctor often. Make him or her feel 'belonged' (belonged to chronic diseases). Eat a lot of calcium. Dont neglect protein, you will dearly miss the patch of hair when it withers down. Try to mobilise your brain cells atleast twice a month. Give your iPod atleast 7 hours of sleep everyday. Respect you laptop- Dont make it feel like a nightlamp. Save electricity, save fossil fuels. Wash your socks. And be nice to the goats and koalas. Wish you a cheesy 2008.
Overheard at the new year bash party: 2007 says to 2008, "Dont be so overjoyed. The Homo sapiens would extract your gore till you wean out, they would bomb you, drink in your name, thump on your conk and will finally blog all nasty things about you.."
-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR)
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