The adipose oppugnant...

As the holiday season starts at full swing, most of us* are looking forward to hogging some foods certified by the FHA (Food Hogging Authority, Miasmaburg) to promise some highly rampant growth of adipose cells.

Look at this closely

Again..

As u see above, we cannot entirely classify this phenonmenon to holiday seasons. It happens at all possible situations, and at all possible timelines and places.

The 'growth' is expected to cover the whole earth**, and its believed to become a pandemic (with minor exceptions as stated in **).

Basically blame it on the SMCA syndrome (Senseless mushrooming Compusive Advertisement Syndrome), that compells us to buy 10E5 products that are so glossified in hoardings, radios, TVs, papers, milk cartons, internet, emails as side banners and various other entertainment resources (also blogs...). Infact dont they soothe u even when u suffer from the anguish of not attending a party or not meeting up ur boyfriend or not able to submit ur report on time and in such highly demanding situations?? (Yes i mean the choclate BARS)

But life is about abstinance from whatever things your are supposed to be away from (until u dont get a psychic disorder called 'schizophernia' because u didnot eat french fries for 23 days listening to my advice or worser, u r gonna die of coke-thirst, mind u! coke-thirst that cannot be satiated even after drinking gallons of water or tea or anyother liquid entity)

To listen wisely, we sought the view of Dr. Fatmutant De fries. ***

We hear vibrations inside his reverberant brain as he says, 'its a matter of choice, if u think u must lose ur flabs, u must consider some impractical methods that come free, like jogging, starving and so on , or become more practical , invest some money and visit my clinic.'

Ardent smoke pot 'Anonymous' says: 'its just like cigarrete packs, they come with a warning, similarly foods come with a calorie information'

So, its a world of abstinance and temptations, but look at the poetic consequence of hogging;

if u are in love with a over-weight, slim-challenged girlfriend or boyfriend (or both),

u can write poetry superflous with a range of popular cookie brands...

So go on...Hogging...

(or dont...)

*the word 'us' gladly embraces the slim waistline privledged earthlings...also poeple like myself with few extra pounds..yes... 'few'..!

**except calorie deprived regions from developing countries (the vaccine of poverty is there in their blood)...Yes! think about them the next time you gonna waste your food...

***He gladly sits at the anti-obese clinic and runs a full time clinic that provides low calorie hot dogs, low fat french fries, Zero carbohydrate hamburger (it weighs 1 gram and is certified to fit into microscopic dimensions), also some life style drugs that when applied to eyes to ur boyfriend, would make him quasi-blind so he wouldnot notice ur extra flabs...Also the clinic has some less expensive equipments to work out, like, a hot red color bicycle and a 60-kg bag of basmati rice that needs to go into Doctor's kitchen at his home (located 12 kms away). (If u like to donate to the work-out equipments, the doctor prefers paypal)