Mistakes you mustnot commit when trying to lure women..

(series 1)

I know you guys always wanted to know this, so read on and apply it in your life to attract the female gender (or atleast following these may help you from getting repelled by females). Now, STOP biting your nails and read on:

• stop biting your nails
• stop scratching your whatever...
• try to improve ur poetry skills (if you dont even have an iota of them, then you must join a crash course thats teaches you to mug up some initial phrases)
• never compare your girl to a weed, but you can compare her to a flower..(women seem to hate the poor weeds..)..

But in case u compared her to weeds before reading this tip, dont worry its NEVER TOO LATE:

Oh poor men, men..I need to remove the tip due to some requests..But dont worry , u will find more next time..

Disclaimer: the author writer doesnot know how girls may react to satire, despite the author belonging to the glorified feminine gender

-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')