'self-grooming-and-effects'
A shot of self-love practised regularly definitely helps. There are times in one's life, when he/she is left to become a lazy bum ignored by the oh-so-lovely friends and relatives. Mostly after a breakup or when your boyfriend is away to maroon in an island just 2 kms to the north of arctic ocean, where internet lines (if at all they existed) were frozen beneath a large dinosaur size glacier. You cease to be in contact and you start looking into 'your' life. Do you have a pending haircut or a broken nail or a novel awaiting? Start indulging. You are not anymore bound to commitments, you can just live for yourself.
The author DiDo decided to demonstrate this strategy to you. Start by making oh-so-lovely profile pictures of yourself. It always works with a few simple ingredients. (nothing is optional, follow strictly)
Ingredients:
1) a mirror
2) a curse directly visible through reflection on your mirror (psychologically makes females feel good)
3) a 3.5 megapixel mobile camera/ anything that can capture images
4) photo enhancing tool like 'picasa'
What DiDo did? 'I love myself...'
(click on the above image to closely look at the effects of PICASA...)
'How did the duck react to the picture?' (he is still alive..)
Well, go and park yourself infront of the mirror after combing your hair if its too frizzy or you look drunk. Do that thing that your IWDEOTS (I-was-dependent-emotionally-on-this-specimen) hates. Maybe a crazy shade of blush or something like that. Then click a nice foto (with the curse visible). Transfer it to your computer, and edit using picasa. Add that glow, and that warm effect and all that.
LOVE YOURSELF..
Send pictures of your 'self-grooming-and-effects' to your author, so she can post it and make women in such desperate situations feel better. *
PS: you can also post pictures of a dog's emotional stress on seeing your picture
-DiDo ('YOUR EXOTIC BROWN AUTHOR')
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